How to Infect Guys with Sensitive Nose

Not all are same. Some people are different. Some can even eat live Octopuses and some have Arachnophobia i.e. fear of spiders. Some can play quizzes on Facebook all day and some don't even understand what the F*** Facebook is. Some have strong arms and some people's nose is too sensitive. Anyway, talking of sensitive nose let me guide you to a small tutorial on how to infect people with sensitive noses to cold and flu.

1. First of all you need to have very bad body odour. If you are regular in taking baths daily and take care of your hygiene, in short if you are like me or if your body smells like flowers you can skip the tutorial and watch TV instead.
2. Hunt for mosquitoes. Doesn’t matter if they are dead or alive. They should weigh at least 50 grams.
3. Pick each mosquito with any holder you can arrange and kill the mosquito to death. Do not kill it mercilessly by putting up any of the mosquito repellents. Instead, kill each mosquito by making it listen songs of ‘Radio’. Slow and peaceful death. Mind you, the aatmas of the mosquito may haunt you later by singing songs in different voices.
4. Go to your nearest general store and buy the following items:
   1. 1 ALL-Out Bottle
   2. 1 pack of Ultrathon / or Kachua Chaap Agarbatti [ if you are in india]
      
   3. 1 packet of Good Knight, yeah those blue mosquito repellent chips.
      
5. Take a mug of water and pour all the dead mosquitoes in it. Now add ALL-Out liquid and please DO NOT TASTE. As per chemistry knowledge of Nandini, this will form either a solution or an emulsion or a mixture.
6. Keep crushing the Kachhua Chaap agarbatti till it converts into powdered form. Add the powder into the solution.
7. Remove the silver foil from the Good Knight mat and put atleast 10-20 chips in to the water.
8. Keep the solution still for 2 days and 1 night in your refrigerator and keep any children and pregnant ladies away from it.
9. Filter the solution and separate the left over into another plate.
10. Pour the liquid into Blue colored bottles with sprayers caps. (Mosquitoes get attracted towards the color blue. Say thanks now, I increased your IQ). People from Delhi may have slightly opposite views.

Now how to use the solution to effect. Get sweated up using any means of your choice. Play in the sun, do anything by all mean..:P

When you are wet and steamy, spray the solution on all the valid and deserving parts of your body as deo or perfume. Dump the semi solid paste till I think what to do with it.

Now the best part. Execution. Go to your college or office. Even if you are doing this unintentionally, find a innocent guy with sensitive nose whom you find sneezing and coughing more than 6 days a week. Just shake up a bit to spread the smell all over the classroom or workplace. You might think that you are smelling your best so always keep the evil grin ON!

The guy with sensitive nose will immediately get infected and because of this allergy to strange smells, he will start sneezing and continue to do so all day and at least 3 day to come.

Mission Accomplished.

Sealed with a kiss by Nandini !