Bling Bling v/s Baba

As you all know, I'm soooo ville nowadays that my mind start hurting of doing NOTHING .. This post is result of my vellapan :)

While watching TV at a rate of 60 channels per minute today, I came across a pravachan/bhaasan/whatever by a certain Gyaani Baba-ji… He was bhaashan-ing about the cons of being money minded… And as you all know,

“Every bhaashan has an equal an opposite criticism” 

Baba Nandini :)

Now coming back to the topic , “Gyaani baba-ji” said:

PS. All the red-colored words are inspired by Baba-ji & all the blue colored words are also inspired by Baba-ji…

Money cannot buy happiness:

Really!!! I’m so sorry, I didn’t know… OK then, what does? Jawab do[please reply]...

Money cannot buy health:

To think of it, some gareeb jann[poor ppl] live to be hundred, some die young. The same holds true with regard to rich people. However, who do you think has a better chance at getting an expensive treatment for some nasty rog[diseases], huh? Bolo bolo[ tell tell]… Bataaiye…

Money-minded people are evil:

Why? Why? Why? Is it so bad to have  dhan[mula]  in life? 

Ameer aadmi[reach ppl ] don’t assault others, at least not in the street at night. Not with a knife or a gun or a chaaku or a churi. They do this with their dimaag, because they know how to use it!!!

Have you ever seen Bill Gates, Warren Buffett,Ambani,Mittal point a knife at someone at 1 in the night, & say-“Chal bey shaane, buy reliance CDMA mobile handsets/Blackberry powered by Airtel or I slit your throat with my designer knife!” So, we do not have any evidence to prove that they’re dusht/paapi/neech.

They are greedy aka laalchi, beyond doubt. But, evil aka dusht/paapi/neech???

Money is not everything in life:

True, very true… My house isn’t made of money, nor is it money that I eat 3 times in my case 10 times :) a day, but it is money that got me the roti, kapda aur makaan!!! The same applies for my Rolando's poster, shoes , candies, clothes, lappy, cell phone, etc, etc, etc…

Nobody eats for free, even if YOU do, koi na koi, kahin na kahin [someone somewhere], PAYS for it!!!

Honestly, Babas (& Babis, if that’s what the female versions are called) nobody is interested in that perennial gibberish of what money cannot buy. It’s what money can buy, that appeals to the aam aadmi/Mango people  !!!

I would have continued typing more of this boring aka bekaar aka faltu interesting post, but there’s a very near-dear someone waiting for me on GTalk & hence I need to take leave… See you… Tata… And of course, Jai-Ho Lakshmi Mata!!! (Those who scream along get a candy)

Sealed with a kiss by Nandini !!