Friday, July 2, 2010

Got 10 Minutes to Run and Get Something to Eat? Think Again.

It really sucks when it is so busy that you don’t get a chance to eat for 8-10 hours. I am not counting poaching a Jello cup from the patient refrigerator – I mean able to sit down for 10 or 15 min and eat some left overs from the night before or some semi-edible grub from the cafeteria. You basically wait til you see the opportunity (like a short track speed skater waiting to make a pass) and then seize it. You suddenly realise everyone is on a holding pattern no one needs to be seen right away. Off you go. You decide to rush off to the cafeteria and hopefully there is something there that is not totally laden with fat and sodium that actually tastes good. You stand in line anxiously awaiting your turn to pay so you can scarf down that pasta  thing. Unfortunately fate can be cruel. You may get  call back to report to the station or  there may be several elderly people in front of you taking a million years to count out pennies to pay for their Boston Creme Pie, You may have forgotten money yourself. Or worse, the person in front of you may suddenly get lightheaded and syncopise right there in the check out line. You will then have to abandon your anticipated nourishing behaviour and put your food down. You will have to run the rapid response call right there in front of the register while everyone gawks. You will have to help put the person on the stretcher and then accompany them over to the ER. Alas, they will be your next patient and you will remain hungry.

Sealed with  kiss by Nandini !

2 comments:

Dr. Baljeet Arya said...

Ha ha .. i know how you feel.I used to be able to raid the “kitchen” in the ER and survive on fruit cups, cheese, and little packets of peanut butter, but the hospital figured that it wasn’t economical and locked the kitchen (and the fridge).

After that I got food poisoning from a Subway sandwich that I left on the counter all night until I could find time to eat it.

Anonymous said...

I don’t know if syncopise is a word, but I love it!
My hospital invested in cameras to catch starving staff snagging snacks from the patient refrigerator and actually fired people for doing it! but the jello really worth it..
love u muhhaaaaa
Disha !