NEED SLEEP zzzzzzz

my head is going to burst out from the lack of sleep. i want to just close my eyes and SLEEP! how i would like a comfortable bed and nobody to wake me till i have slept as much as i can. haven't slept since 3 days and now saturation point is also saturated.zzzzzzzzz........ i want a pillow, a nice, fresh, comfortable, soft pillow. and a quilt to hide me from all the vices while i rest in tranquility and allow my brain to relax. i want to move away from this student life and go beyond...in the realms of dreams and fantasies....

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Why God Made Eve

10. God was worried that Adam would frequently
become lost in the garden because he would
not ask for directions.

9. God knew that one day Adam would require
someone to locate and hand him the remote.

8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy
himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would
therefore need Eve to buy one for him.

7. God knew Adam would never be able to make a
doctor's dentist's or haircut appointment by himself.

6. God knew Adam would never remember which night
to put the garbage on the curb.

5. God knew if the world was to be populated, men
would never be able to handle the pain and
discomfort of childbearing.

4. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never
remember where he left his tools.

3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his
troubles on when God caught him hiding in the
garden.

2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be
alone."

And, finally, the Number 1 reason why
God created Eve....

1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He
stepped back, scratched his head, and said, "I can
do better than that!"

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10 WORDS/ Phrases I USE

(1) Fine: This is the word I use to end an argument when I am right and you need to shut up.

(2) Two Minutes: If I tell it'll take just TWO min, this is likely to be half an hour. Or put you on hold for TWO min be prepare to wait for at least another half an hour.:)

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine (see point 1).

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! I assure you will regret it.

(5) Loud Sigh: This isn't actually a word, but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by ppl. A loud sigh means I think you're an idiot and I'm wondering why I'm wasting my time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements I can make to a man. That's okay means I want to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: I'm thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless I say 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and I am not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a 'whatever' see below).

(8) Whatever: Is my way of saying F--- YOU! ( I am often too polite to use the f-word..):P

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that I have told to do several times, but I'm doing it myself. This will later result in someone asking 'What's wrong?' For my response refer to # 3.

(10) You're stufid/stoopid: You're stufid, means affection, i think you're silly but cute, You're stoopid, is not affectionate at all, it means exactly what it says and any response on your part will lead to #8

I hope this will help you to understand me better n faster :)

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A message

Dear friend,

I do not expect to be the most important person of your life or even a significant bit of your day. Thats way too much to ask. I would be happy if you ever hear my name, you say with a smile, "Hey, that's my friend!"

We may take different paths in life but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other with us.

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God

I.. as all of you know by now have not much to do nowadays apart from studying and eating .so just to entertain my myself i had to do something .. so here is a link. It’s about how God must have created Earth and the things on earth, if there had been computers and programing at that time. How God created Earth, light, men, women, desire and freewill and how in the end, God screwed it all up. Worth a visit.

Here is the link. Go visit it now!

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Let's Talk!!

So, how are you today?

Yeah...you, now don't act so surprised. You, the person staring intently at your desktop/laptop screen trying to get a glimpse of the weird little thing I call my life...yeah, I AM talking to YOU. You didn't think all I do here is tell my story and get done with it, did you? No, I think of it as a two way conversation...except here I get to speak more, and nobody interrupts me until I'm done. So today i thought I'd let you talk...so I'm asking, how are you today?

And don't say you're fine. The same f***ing answer we keep on repeating day after day never really meaning it. Everybody says "I'm fine" But tell me, how do you really feel today? C'mon, I'm giving you a chance nobody else might...say whatever you want to say. Out of love? Ridiculously happy in love? Got an A-hole for a prof.or boss? Having the best day ever? Hate your job? Love your job? Wanna kill your neighbor? Or a colleague or your best friend :P? Looking great today? Having a bad hair day? Didn't notice your fly had been open all day? Can't stop smiling? Want to tell me that I'm so beautiful:P ? Just tell me. This time you speak first. I'll listen. And not judge. None of that.




waiting .... wating .... wating ..:)

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PMSing ....:O

I want to talk. Just talk. As in like go on and on about something me-related.
I want someone to call me and i won't call anyone because I want attention and not them.
Ideally someone should call me and tell me how fantastic and amazing and important I am.
Or I should have lotts of chaat samosas , all the sweets and the fat should go to someone else's body who actually needs it, someone like anjali :)
Why is none of it happening??
Two blog entries in 15 mins.... at least its close to talking.... Is anyone listening???

Mood swings are unavoidable. And irritating. You know that you are being unreasonable but you cant help it. And that's what makes them even more irritating. Aaaaaaaaaargh.

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