My first day of college !

so today i was going through my mail box just to clear out all junk and stuff then i saw this mail, my very first mail i sent to my friends n family about my first day of MEDICAL COLLEGE [st.Kitts] so here read it out, it brought back lotts of memories.


ok so i woke up fine and everything in the morning and had sandwich for breakfast with milk and we went to the bus stop at 8.00am. but the bus came at 9.00. i sat in the passenger seat in the front with the bus driver. it was soo cooooooool. i could see everything so clearly. so we went to school and the class was already full. the admin was saying the MD1 batch has like 90 kids. so but anyway wen found a seat almost in the front. so then one of the teachers lectured us. and then we went to go see the new school. its much better. they are only waiting for the electricity, which they are importing for the UK. so then we went to the Birdrock Beach Hotel for orientation where they fed us dominos pizza and subway (eat fresh). it was all sooo good. they had drinks and other snacks out as well. so then the president of the school talked to us for like 1.5 hours. i really liked and enjoyed it. he told us one example where one of the students was driving and then he pulled over the car and took a sheep and put it in his car. and someone saw him and called the school and then the school asked the boy, "what the hell where you thinking" and the boy was like i wanted to cut it and eat it!!!!!!!!! i was like oh my god!!!!!! so after the orientation they dropped us off at home!!!!!! so i liked today!!! they were like if you were a good student back home like 3.5 and above then you will have no problem here. so i was like thats me and i was happy!!!!!!!! i would love to call u all, but our stupid vonage sucks. u cant hear a word and then i get upset!!!!!!!! So I think its ok here, the staff really takes care of u. the kids here are so annoying!!!!!!!!!!! Like no joke. There are these two boys that were in our bus and oh my god they would not shutup!! They were no less than ruffians. And talking so thug like… we were passing the beach and a girl was in a bikini and that boy was like, “hey, holler at me” and there was this other girl on the bus and she had a very very thick Indian accent so also kept talking and talking(like the engergizer battery). And tina was like shes like an answering machine. So yaaaaaaa!!!!!! So tomorrow I think the real thing starts and I think they will give us books and all!!!!! So peace out people!! Hows life there? Hows school and work? Anything new that I need to be updated on?!?!?!?! Just holler at me people!!! Aight then dawgs I will talk to you all later. Byeeeeeeeeee and take care and I only have 3 months and 12 days left!!!!!!!!!!!!! Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
Sent: Sat 9/01/07 11:24 AM

Sealed with a kiss by Nandini !!

How to Infect Guys with Sensitive Nose

Not all are same. Some people are different. Some can even eat live Octopuses and some have Arachnophobia i.e. fear of spiders. Some can play quizzes on Facebook all day and some don't even understand what the F*** Facebook is. Some have strong arms and some people's nose is too sensitive. Anyway, talking of sensitive nose let me guide you to a small tutorial on how to infect people with sensitive noses to cold and flu.

1. First of all you need to have very bad body odour. If you are regular in taking baths daily and take care of your hygiene, in short if you are like me or if your body smells like flowers you can skip the tutorial and watch TV instead.
2. Hunt for mosquitoes. Doesn’t matter if they are dead or alive. They should weigh at least 50 grams.
3. Pick each mosquito with any holder you can arrange and kill the mosquito to death. Do not kill it mercilessly by putting up any of the mosquito repellents. Instead, kill each mosquito by making it listen songs of ‘Radio’. Slow and peaceful death. Mind you, the aatmas of the mosquito may haunt you later by singing songs in different voices.
4. Go to your nearest general store and buy the following items:
   1. 1 ALL-Out Bottle
   2. 1 pack of Ultrathon / or Kachua Chaap Agarbatti [ if you are in india]
      
   3. 1 packet of Good Knight, yeah those blue mosquito repellent chips.
      
5. Take a mug of water and pour all the dead mosquitoes in it. Now add ALL-Out liquid and please DO NOT TASTE. As per chemistry knowledge of Nandini, this will form either a solution or an emulsion or a mixture.
6. Keep crushing the Kachhua Chaap agarbatti till it converts into powdered form. Add the powder into the solution.
7. Remove the silver foil from the Good Knight mat and put atleast 10-20 chips in to the water.
8. Keep the solution still for 2 days and 1 night in your refrigerator and keep any children and pregnant ladies away from it.
9. Filter the solution and separate the left over into another plate.
10. Pour the liquid into Blue colored bottles with sprayers caps. (Mosquitoes get attracted towards the color blue. Say thanks now, I increased your IQ). People from Delhi may have slightly opposite views.

Now how to use the solution to effect. Get sweated up using any means of your choice. Play in the sun, do anything by all mean..:P

When you are wet and steamy, spray the solution on all the valid and deserving parts of your body as deo or perfume. Dump the semi solid paste till I think what to do with it.

Now the best part. Execution. Go to your college or office. Even if you are doing this unintentionally, find a innocent guy with sensitive nose whom you find sneezing and coughing more than 6 days a week. Just shake up a bit to spread the smell all over the classroom or workplace. You might think that you are smelling your best so always keep the evil grin ON!

The guy with sensitive nose will immediately get infected and because of this allergy to strange smells, he will start sneezing and continue to do so all day and at least 3 day to come.

Mission Accomplished.

Sealed with a kiss by Nandini !

Gaali Bhulaao Bhajan ...

Hello to all, this post is for ppl who give too much gaalis just like ME , so my advise to you just remember to speak less gaalis, whenever you feel like gaali-ing just punch hard into a concrete wall, it feels better. And if even that doesn’t help then sing along, the ultimate Gaali Bhulaao Bhajan:P

Please don’t speak any gaali,

Gaali se bachne ki hai yeh Qawaalli,

Jyada bad waords bakne se hoti hai zubaan kaali,

Gaali is like a pappy 1 Dollar Note, that too Jaali,

Gaali makes a hole in our beautiful cultural Thaali,

Pahunch jaaoge narak ki kotwaali,

Aapke bachhe aapko hi kahenge mawaali.

Why do you want to become Gaali-Maar-bagh ka maali,

Try to become like The Great Khaali,

Please don’t speak any gaali,

Never retort: Kutti, kameeni, saali…

Saali toh hoti hai aadhi gharwali. //Just to rhyme ;-)

Bigadi hui baat mushkil se jaati hai sambhaaali,

Ab kahin Nanu ki naa lag jaaye watt so Nanu ne ab yeh baat hai Taaali,

Good bye for the time being… De taali!


Sealed with kiss by Nandini !!

Dear God ..

No, I am not going to say even if I am having uncontrollable urge to say ..
[Tann!! (sound of GHANTA !), aaj.. Aaj khush toh bahut hoge tum, haain! Jo part-atheist part-faithful person jisne aajtak tumko koi blog post dedicate nahi ki.. aaj.. aaj woh (aaak thooo (goes well with the scene you see but looks as mouth is full with Pan Parag Pan Masala Pan Parag tintintintin Tiin!)) who iss post k through tumko sawal poochna chaahti hai..” Yes, I will not say this. Okay start!


See God, I have been a good Gril since my childhood. I never lied to anyone provided it was a matter of life and death, never ever lied to my parents (umm... yes, never lied anything whenever they asked me!), never drank alcohol[with out their permission] , never smoked, no beedi, no ciggy not even the hukka! Never cheated in exams (yeah, I might have let others the answers but I tried my best to not see in other’s. Yes, if the wind direction was good and the neighbor’s answer sheet itself curled and I happened to glance the answer, I might have got the idea that my answer is wrong ) and I never asked anyone the answer. Gal of principles you see. Never hit anyone intentionally (except my brother, they deserves few punches sometimes but they always returns them along with interest and yes one i beat 1 firangi ), never stole anything, never saw that kind of movies and that I never hurt anyone’s feeling that badly that unke pass suicide karne k alaawa aur koi raasta na bache i.e. I never hurt anybody’s feeling that badly that they had no option than to train their kids to kill me someday.:P

So, if I had been a good Girl , why is it happening to me. I never got upset with you when somebody stole my soccer ball which had DJ'S signature on it. I never got angry when that guy got 3 marks more than me in 10th grade and became the 1st rank holder. No, I cannot even brag because what I got was nothing people get nowadays. Nowadays, if you have percentages less than 90, people say, “Ch ch, dekho Teenu, Cheenu ki percentage SIRF 89.99 hai. Khabardar jo maine tumko uske saath khelte dekha. 89% chii…”[:P, and yeas... I even never got upset when pouch of my camera got lost.:D

Is there any way I can get back to where I left? I was a happy smiling person who cracked jokes even when India lost the 2003 World Cup. I have changed now. I did not want to be like this. (Ting: I do not remember that any English teacher in school teaching me that we shouldn’t use past tensed verb when we are using did even when I got almost the highest marks in school. If any school mate reading this can remember that class when they did teach that.

Where is the signal God? I know that you are not that selfish that you will ask me to come to your temple and submit my application with 11 Dollars note inside it and decorate it with a pack of Besan K Laddoos. I know you can listen but it is probably possible that you read blogs too.

P.s.: I don’t want to be called as a funny GAL. It gives me an impression as if I am a clown. Few days back, a friend i mean pooja bhai saab pinged me on YM and asked me to crack a joke since she was frustrated with her work. I wanted to hit my mouse on her Avatar but after all it was my mouse and my monitor. No offense pooja, Thanks for that award. But I don’t want myself to be remembered as a funny ladki. A good Gal with a resonable sense of humor could have made my day and I understand that your intention was exactly that.

Sealed with a kiss by Nandini !

Friends For Life !

“Adit… Adit…”[ Adit is a fiction character] she goes running to him for everything. Slightest of things, and she just HAS to share them with him.

Adit I can’t find my glasses!
Adit I don’t feel like attending any of my classes!

Adit I think he hates me!
Adit she so irritates me!

Adit I finally learnt to fly a kite,
Adit I think I should be on a diet!

Adit I am running short of attendance,
Adit I feel like singing, you be my audience.

Adit I just wrote something and you HAVVE TO listen to it,
Adit I am buried under piles of journals I need to submit!

Adit ok I cannot understand this so ,
Adit I fought with my bros.

Adit, you thought I’d laugh at that? I don’t find it funny!
Adit I lost my wallet and I’m running out of money.

Adit I am not sleepy, talk to me!
Adit, leave me alone, let me be.

Adit, I’d kill you for that, if I could!
Adit I’d die without you, I swear I would!

No matter how ‘filmy’ this sounds, she actually feels perfectly okay as he listens to her, assuring her that she deserves all the happiness in the world and her life is meant to be alright!
Guess that’s the MAGIC of friendship!
He thinks she is a good egg, so what if she’s half-cracked? :P LOL Besties for life!

Sealed with a kiss by Nandini !

I HATE it when

• I can’t find my glasses
• I try sketching someone and it resembles someone else..:)
• Someone pulls my cheeks or calls me CUTE or KID or something like that.:x
• People forget to return my calls or respond to my texts ,scrap..huh
  
• There's too much chlorine in the swimming pool
• The cashier has no change
• errmmm... someone pulls my comforter to wake me up :P
• I have to put make-up on(I love letting my skin breathe without it).
• I get CRAMPS!!!
• I get forward-this or-you-will-die emails.
• Dad gets home late
• I see/think/dream about snakes
• Someone dies, more when it's an untimely death or a cruel one
• Someone pronounces my name wrong
• My cell, lappy freeze up
  
• Someone means something to me and they leave me unnoticed
• Someone gives me a reason to get mad and then cribs about my anger
• I don’t get the movie tickets
• I have to get my eyebrows threaded! (ouch! it hurts so bad!)
• Someone laughs when I speak Hindi
• I have to wake up unnaturally esp. early in the morning[ my usual sleeping time ]
  
• I miss someone even when I don’t want to
• Someone misunderstands me
• A star breaks (shooting stars)
• People pluck flowers or leaves
• Someone breaks their promise
• I have to take pills/injections or get blood tests done
• I wake up in the middle of the night and can’t sleep again
• People say things they don't really mean
• My hair fall on face and my hands are too dirty to push them back
• Someone cries
• I spot a pimple on my face. Ewww
• I have to wait
• I hear/say a GOOD BYE

aaaahh! don't want to talk about it anymore!

Sealed with kiss by Nandini !

ME !!

I’m the apple of my daddy’s eye,
I’m the only one who can make my mom cry.
I am a such-a-bitch and I am a bestest-friend.
I am just-a-friend and I am a ‘girlfriend’.
I am silly. I am smart.
I am a work of art.
I feel scared at times, I feel insecure, I feel as fragile as a flower.
Nonetheless, I feel free. Free to do what I feel like doing. I sing in the shower.
I wear confidence on my face.
And I still walk with grace.
I stand firm on what I believe in, I say what I want to say
But I bow to the inevitable and I kneel down as I pray.
I shattered. I broke. It hurt when you said GOOD-BYE!
All the same, I can ask you to go to hell, as I look you in the eye.
I make mistakes, I mess up. Life teaches me something every time I go wrong.
I am strong enough to learn or is it in the learning that I become strong?
I may not to be everything you want, but I am something and more
I may not be a celebrity, but I sure am a STAR and I’m the girl-next-door.
Love me or Hate me - for what I am, NOT what I should be.
I admit, I am not perfect at anything, but I am perfectly perfect at being ME.
I know LOVE, and so I love you.
Take me as I am, because if I change, I’d be too perfect for you!:)


Sealed with a kiss by Nandini