I like digging inside myself, and try to find out what’s inside of me. This is my favourite pastime. What I see is a reflection of the places I have passed, and times I have been through. I love myself when I’m happy, and hate myself when I’m. Also makes me realize that I’m a bigtime “Hypocrite”. Oh, by that word, I remember, it’s kind of over used these days. This reminds me, the Good and the Bad in me had this engrossing conversation the other day.
I thought I enlighten you with some of it…
1.The Good: “You are a hypocrite”
The Bad: “So what, everyone is, you are a hypocrite too… Even though I don’t like judging people, still, you are a hypocrite too…”
2. The Good: “Politicians are hypocrites”
The Bad “If you make money in your profession it’s ok, if the politicians become the best in their “business”, you “hypocrite” them… Not fair.”
3. The Good: “Sadhu baba on TV is a hypocrite”
The Bad: “Poor Sadhu baba was too engrossed with divine objects, and fantasized about apsaras in heaven. Obviously he didn’t have any time to study, and poor soul couldn’t get a job, neither would anyone marry a gross bearded man like him, so INDIA TV to the rescue, we all lived happily ever since…”
4. The Good: Or like ...“The Professor who stands infront of the ladies hostel gate and slaps all the boys who try doing the same, is a hypocrite”
The Bad: “Come on, have some respect for your own professor. He is old now, his wife is beyond menopause now, and she ain’t attractive no more, he plays with metamorphic rocks all day with students, imagine his life.... He is just feeding his fantasies for one last time, and you are not supposed to disturb the old man.”
5. The Good: in Indian colleges “1st year students protesting against ragging, and next year doing it themselves, are all bloody hypocrites”
The Bad: “Hey come on, you have to save your ass whenever you can. No one likes getting beat up, but when it comes to beating a defenseless kid; it doesn’t hurt you, does it? And just because you didn’t have the balls to hit juniors doesn’t mean they’ll be a pansy like you are…”
6. The Good: “People calling other people ‘despo’, when they themselves are worse than that, are hypocrites”
The Bad: “Oh, you got that ‘despo’ tag, didn’t you? Ah, that must have hurt… Just because you write a blog about how a girl ditched you, doesn’t take away the embarrassment. Poor you… “
7. The Good: “People getting pissed at my blog, because there’s too much truth involved, are hypocrites”
The Bad: “ Everyone can’t handle the truth, we are all humans. And you don’t always have to be right, you are a hypocrite too, remember?”
The Good: “Oh ya, sorry, I almost forgot…”
8. The Good: “Media people showing a girl getting molested, and cribbing about it, are hypocrites”
The Bad: “Look at it from their point of view. The media person’s livelihood depends on the TRPs, the ads… And anyways, it makes great reality TV. And if you’r so concerned about her, why don’t you SMS your deep regrets to 56789, or you can twitter: #RT @cnn justice for molested girl”
9. The Good: “People with Red flags, stopping people from going to work, are hypocrites”
The Bad: “C’mon, imagine you being a part of a group, and you have no job. Suddenly someone offers you free lunch for raising havoc, would you refuse the offer? It’s an offer you can’t refuse. If you are too lazy to work, you must not allow anyone else to work and tread the path of development. Get it?”
10. The Good: “People killing people, in the name of something-that-does-not-exist, are hypocrites”…
The Bad: “Hey C’mon, something-that-does-not-exist??? You mean God??? You must not make fun of him, or else he will punish you (Even though he teaches to forgive n forget).
Listen dude, you got to kill some innocent people in order to catch people’s attention. People must know how important God is in our lives, and even though some souls are unfortunate enough to lose their lives, you must always remember, God is watching us, and HE LOVES YOU…”
The Good: “Oh God, oops, I mean, Oh “Something-that-does-not-exist”, this could go on and on…”
Sealed with a kiss by Nandini !
