Monday, July 20, 2009

Are you on FB??

The blogging fever has really gripped me off late...I mean I actually think of what I can post next at 1 in the morning(****yawns****)..I get inspiration in the weirdest of places and in the middle of random conversations...Its like I have been gripped by Blogomania.

Its no wonder then that the minute i set my eyes on this status update on Facebook I had to post it here......all names have been changed to protect identities.

Read at your own risk!!


This was the status message Mr XXX updated on his facebook account:

XXX has got two boils inside his nose..... boo hoo :(( (Super Painful)

D Likes this
S at 5:28pm May 9
Hahahahaha

P at 5:30pm May 9
omg takecare it must be really hurting na??? aur sneeze aai to??

R at 5:56pm May 9
take care of both one by one

K at 8:22pm May 9 via Facebook Mobile
try sneezing........... :P

R at 12:07am May 10
atleast stop fingerin der bro

D at 12:11am May 10
Eekssss !!! Lol

A at 1:25am May 10
hmmmmmmmmmm... stop digging ur nose for a while lol:)

XXX at 2:27pm May 10
I am in pain n D likes this... u meano!
S dont laugh or ill give u a pain somewhere else... lol
Yeah P very painful yaa....
R took care of both......
K & A i dont dig like u guys..... lol
K gud one !



I am sure after reading this..you must be wondering...subah ke 1 baje aise inspirations aate hain kya...obsvly na yaar...wat else do u expect this .. i think i need to get a life naii ..? yes ..!!

sealed with a kiss by Nandini !

Friday, July 17, 2009

WTF !

Yeah ..i'm frustrated at this times for no solid reason which ruins my energy levels abruptly.Sometimes i feel how nice it would be to get rid of this tint permanently from my mind.
I used to be go-happy gal with no stress in life.Its no more .But i realized lately ,getting good amount of stress makes u smart n crispy !. It keeps ur senses high always.
but somewhere i feel am losing my connectivity wth my SELF.*i hardly remember how many times i dig into thoughts ,had enjoyed my cup of coffee,exposed myself to fresh air,A nice walk pondering onto my memories,lost in nostalgia ,spent a day doing **NOTHING**.
above all i must tell u one thing that i am not missing presently is " studying"!,
but have plans to start soon though .
but what about now ..?
Am i Happy??... Donno.
Am i missing my edge?
Not sure...
Any thing wrong with me?
Introspection Recommended..**
What next ...???..*Ringing in my mind

Every corner of my life is occupied with things that i have no control on em , i feel ,which are causing suffocation,i need time for myself. am i getting frustrated coz of suffocation ? is it because i failed to handle things they way i should have ?aww.....tooooo many questions ..!

I don wanna mug up self-help books to heal this ,and then there r some ppl to extend your frustration levels. but still ..Before i suggest making root-cause analysis for the real problem ,I planned to make priorities to help me cut down time on unnecessary thoughts which keeps me save my time on priorities like get well n get out of here ...so..till then i must hang in there ---i feel i really need fresh breather to kick start my mind..!

sealed with a kiss by Nandini!

Saturday, July 11, 2009

The Make Out Session!

The class for Pathology was on. Me,and my friend Disha were sitting in the first row for a change.:)


Me : How come you decided to sit in the front row today?
Disha : Well,you know what? I was going through my notes yesterday and it turns out I didn't follow yesterday's class that well.
Me : Well,maybe because you were busy texting your guy in the middle of the class
Disha : Err,yeah maybe.
*silence*
Disha : Guess what! I got this new..
Me : I think it'll be better if you listen to the lecture today.
Disha : You listen to the class and explain me later!
Me : Yes,but you know what?
Disha : What?
Me : You need to shut up for me to listen to the class.
Disha : Right. Sorry!

So,we're in the middle of the class and ma'am puts on some slides for demonstration. Before she begins,she clarifies if..
Prof : Can everybody make out from the slide?
Few of us : Yes,ma'am. We can make out.:P
Prof : Are you sure? What about the last row? Can you all make out?
The last row yells : No,ma'am. Can you zoom it a bit?
Prof : Alright! Now,can you make out?

This went on for a while and Disha happened to speak up..
Disha : I guess sitting in the front row wasn't that bad an idea afterall.
Me : You're right. I don't feel uncomfortable anymore. :|

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Shiney's not a shining star



Shiney Ahuja
has one hell of a supportive wife. She with her big hair has been going all out in his favor. I don't get this - he said it was consensual right? How come the wife is still being so optimistic that he's innocent? Rape or no rape, he did have sex with the maid right? Or maybe he didn't confide at all. Whatever it is, there's never smoke without fire. OR is it 'there's never a fire without smoke'. No No definitely the first one. No smoke without fire. What's wrong with me!

Guys, tell me why, why do you cheat on your wives/girlfriends? No control only! Or girls.. even we cheat. I don't:). But the species does at times. Why do people cheat...?

Anyway. Nothing's 'happening' with me. Blaaaahh! Today's Father's Day and I am going to get something for my dad in some time. Fuckin no good movie to watch . Happy father's day




Thursday, June 18, 2009

Most ask questions about me.

So here i go ..
1. What does your user name mean?
Nandini .... means daughter, one who brings joy,In Sanskrit, it means daughter.

2. Elaborate on your photo on your blog .
This is my version of the Simpson ..:)

3. How many comments do you have?
Total? Squillions. Who's going to sit and count all of 'em? :D

4. What's your current relationship status?
TAKEN! :D

5. What exactly are you wearing right now?
Clothes. :)
(What do YOU wear? Animal hide?!)

6. What is your current problem?
That I have to study for my USMLE .

7. What do you love the most?
What? My phone. :)
Who? That's a secret. :D

8. What makes you most happy?
Ummmmmmm... blogging, , talking on the phone, my favourite people, reading, good food, shopping... don't make me start! :D

9. Are you musically inclined?
Ahem. I sing all the time but I wouldn't go so far as to say that I'm good. :P

10. What would you do if you woke up one morning and found out you were on cocaine?
Pata kaise chalta hai? I've never taken cocaine before...:D

11. If you could go back in time and change something, what would it be?
Nothing. I am who I am because of the way my life has been so far.

12. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day, what would you be?
A cat. Sexy, cunning, independent. Woohoo!

13. Ever had a near-death experience?
Well .... lets not talk about it .

14. Name an obvious quality you have.
Umm, errr, hmmmm... I don't know!!! YOU tell me. :)

15. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?
Pleas don't leave me by pink ..

16. Are you happy today?
well im ok type today.


17. Who will cut and paste this first?
I have no idea :D

18. Name someone with the same birthday as you.
Sarah Thompson. :)

19. Do you have a secret crush on someone?
Nope. :)

20. Do you have a garbage disposal in your kitchen sink?
Yes :) and Dustbins bhi hain. All over my house. :D

21. Have you ever been in a fight?
Yup. Even slapped and kicked some people. HARD. :P

22. Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
Are you kidding me.?

23. What's the first thing you notice about the OPPOSITE sex?
Hands. :D

24. What's your biggest mistake?
Nothing of that magnitude really. Small lil things that can usually be fixed, forgiven and forgotten. :)

25. Say something totally random about you.
I love black .

26. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
Ummmm some ppl say i look like Esha Deol apparently. I dought it :D

27. Are you comfortable with your height?
Yup. !!

28. What is the most romantic thing someone has ever done for you?
That is a secret. :)
Although I've had songs sung to me, letters written to me... all 'awwwwwww' moments. :)

29. What are your favorite smells?
My home :)

30. What's something that really annoys you?
People telling me to 'chill', people not replying back to me .

31. What's something you really like?
I like to be with my family and friend mostly the special someone :)

32. Do you give random hugs and kisses?
Not really.

33. What's the latest you have ever stayed up?
I've spent sleepless nights before exams and talking to some one I love the most :)

34. Have you ever been rushed to the emergency room?
Yes :(


Thank you !!

Thursday, June 11, 2009

let's talk about sperm... on your face :)

gross topic right? well apparently some people have been playing around with sperm (as you do) and slapped some on their faces (as you do) and discovered that the male discharge is apparently an anti-wrinkle wonder. A Norwegian company named Bioforskning (bio foreskining? wtf!) has synthesised a compound found in sperm that apparently is a great wrinkle fighter.

"The company has synthesised spermine, an organic compound found in sperm, and used it as an ingredient in its SkinScience range of serums, skin creams and eye creams. New York magazine reports New York City's Townhouse Spa offers spermine treatments, where the cream is slathered over skin then ultrasound and infrared light is used to help the product penetrate the lipid barrier."

Umm... no thanks.

well what about this wrinkle buster here. it is made from... get this... "harvested foreskin cells". so thats what happens after the circumcision... and here i was thinking they just threw that thing in the bin...

once again... no thanks.

Sunday, June 7, 2009

To the mouse in my kitchen :)

Dear mouse,

I've seen you scurrying up and down the walls n running around million times, but (un)fortunately, I never really had the pleasure of getting to know you more closely. And then this morning, I find you behind a little 'dabba' in the kitchen !

Now, this isn't the best arrangement, you know? I'm scared to turn the tap on, because everytime I do, you squirm and twitch and try to find something to hide under. I don't want to put utensils in here because I'm scared that I'll crush you. And have you seen our maid? She's as HUGE as a sumo wrestler and trust me, you do not want HER evicting you from your newfound abode.

I don't know how and why you decided to frequent the kitchen or how you ended up in the here, but sweetheart, seeing as things around you are so wrought with peril, could you please figure out a way to leave?


P.S. You're more than welcome to stick around though. :)