Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Stick 'Em Up!

I had a random thought pop into my head while in the shower this morning: I wonder if a bank robber has ever been stricken with sudden diarrhea during a hold-up? I would imagine that it has happened at some point... You know, I'm sure your adrenalin is racing, your heart is racing, and your nerves have to be pretty jangled... I am willing to bet cash money, I know that there has been a bank robber with total bowel control loss during a robbery...what you guys think ..?

Sealed with a kiss by Nandini!

Saturday, September 26, 2009

This is nothing; just a state of mind,

The winter is so dry,
My eyes wet as I cry.
There is so much I want to say,
But there’s nothing I seem to convey.
Familiar faces, friendly names,
Sad poems & broken frames.
The darkness rises, I fall.
Tomorrow once again I’ll stand tall.
I want an answer, but what is the question?
I’ve been numbed, what is this sensation?
It pulls me apart while I try holding it together,
Is it NOW, NEVER or FOREVER?
Every tragedy is comedy, so laugh a lot
The world is too big but life still too short!

Sealed with a kiss by Nandini !

Letter To Nandini .. by Dad

My Dear Nanu !
“I don’t know why you are sad today . But I want you to know that I wouldn’t mind giving all my life for you, and we love you just the way you are right now, you are a perfect Daughter, Yes You can be a little stubborn at times, but I like the way you stand firm on things you believe in. I like the way you respect yourself. You can be silly at times and you don’t know how gullible you are! But you have a heart of gold. Maybe that’s why you touch my soul so deeply. You’re so compassionate - God stopped making people like you long back! You can never harm anybody. I admit, you can be blunt at times, but I know that’s because you’re dangerously honest. I like the way you take life so cheerfully, one day at a time. Stay the same, trust me, it hurts me when you’re sad. However, you’re so hard to handle when you get mad at something. But that’s a part of who you are. So I love your gussa too. And your smile compensates for that. And yeah, you’re very pretty! To sum up, you’re the kind of Daughter that every Father would love to come back home to at the end of the day just to hear your voice and see your smile,
I love you very much
Keep smiling:)


Dad !

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

guest post by DAD !!



The affection of a father is, daughter,
Sweet melody of a song is, daughter,
Live dream of every passions, daughter,
A unique gift of universe is, daughter
Dear of dearest face is, daughter,



By Dr. Baljeet Arya

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

99 Way To Be A Better Idiot !

1) Argue with everybody.
2) Touch the paintings at the museum.
3) Get hysterical.
4) Threaten law suits.
5) Insinuate, implicate and insist.
6) If you got it, flaunt it.
7) Eat produce at the grocery store and don't pay for it.:P
8) Gamble with the rent money.
9) Write over a borrowed Data.
10) Tell people that they are in your will, even if they aren't.
11) Don't get caught.
12) Stay directly in front or behind fire trucks and ambulances.
13) When giving out directions, leave out a turn or two.
14) Don't make up your mind.
15) Improve your posture by walking with your nose in the air.
16) Remind people who lose their job that they should work harder.
17) Talk with your mouth full.
18) Accuse, confuse and refuse.
19) Comment on the weight gain of others. :D
20) Adjust your ahammm ahammm ..:P whenever you want. :)
21) Keep a pile of wisecracks for tense and serious situations.
22) Answer a question with a question.
23) See what it takes for the lifeguard to blow the whistle.
24) Don't give to charities unless you get something back.
25) Just keep smiling when someone is really angry at you.
26) Clean your finger nails at the dinner table.
27) Tell people what they think they wanna hear.
28) Notice good ideas and pass them on as your own.
29) Put a title like Senator or Doctor before your name when making dinner or hotel reservations.
30) Don't volunteer for the back seat and never take the middle one.
31) Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons.:P
32) Never do anything until you have been asked twice.
33) Put off until tomorrow whatever you can do the day after tomorrow.
34) Spot test "Wet Paint" signs.
35) Go up on the down escalator and vice versa.
36) Don't shower after a hard workout.
37) Lie about your age.:D
38) Change channels every two seconds
39) Develop at least 3 strategies for cutting in front of a police car.
40) Underline in other peoples books.:P
41) Slurp your soup.
42) If you can't think of something nice, say something nasty.
43) Be judgmental.
44) Announce when your going to the bathroom.[I do that all the time]
45) Read over peoples shoulders on the bus.
46) Ignore deadlines.
47) Revenge is sweet... so get some.
48) Squeeze the toothpaste from the top, and while your at it, leave the cap off.
49) Curse the umpire at a Little League game.
50) When it says "Reserved Parking" that means you. :P
51) Take the labels off of unopened cans.
52) Cover up your mistakes and pass the blame.
53) Pinch all the chocolate candies until you find the one that you want.
54) Borrow handkerchiefs to blow your nose. :D
55) When your done with your gum, stick it under the chair.
56) If you do something nice, make sure everyone knows about it.
57) Bribe little kids... cause they're easy!
58) Put a rude message on someone else's answering machine.[ ummmm yes done that ]
59) Measure people by their money and the clothes they wear.
60) Be ambiguous, it lets you work both sides of the issue.
61) Leave your underwear in the sink.
62) Chew other peoples pencils.
63) Support the death penalty for parking tickets.
64) Get a backseat drivers license.
65) Dish it out, but don't take it.
66) Be a perfectionist in absolutely everything.
67) Apologize a lot, but don't change.
68) Change the rules to suit your needs.:P
69) Cough on other ppl face .
70) Wear a shirt that says 'Fuck You' or to that affect.
70) Pull the covers over to your side.
71) Eat cookies or crackers in bed.
72) Let doors slam behind you in people's faces.
73) Repeat yourself.
74) Repeat yourself.
75) Tell your kids 'How it was..' back when you were a kid.
76) Vividly describe a hysterectomy to your date before ordering dinner.
77) Scribble your signature on important documents.
78) Use the whole can of starter fluid on the charcoal.
79) Put things back where they don't belong.
80) Take a colicky baby to the movies.
81) Have belching contests in restaurants.
82) Make the same mistake twice.
83) Pee in the swimming pool.
84) Ride on the shoulder un you pass all the jammed traffic, and then cut in.
85) Wear a large hat to the movies.
86) Always have an ulterior motive.
87) Always take the biggest piece.
88) Forget the pooper scooper when walking your dog.
89) Take cheap shots.
90) Take forever to find a word in Scrabble.
91) Cause gridlock.
92) Get up on the wrong side of bed.
93) Change your mind.
94) Glue a chip on your shoulder.
95) Put salt in sugar containers.
96) Blow out other peoples birthday candles.
97) Don't refill the ice cube tray.
98) Ask people what they paid for their clothes.
99) Cut off people in the middle of their sentences.

For the best experience, try them all :)

Sealed with a kiss by Nandini !

Saturday, September 19, 2009

My first day of college !

so today i was going through my mail box just to clear out all junk and stuff then i saw this mail, my very first mail i sent to my friends n family about my first day of MEDICAL COLLEGE [st.Kitts] so here read it out, it brought back lotts of memories.


ok so i woke up fine and everything in the morning and had sandwich for breakfast with milk and we went to the bus stop at 8.00am. but the bus came at 9.00. i sat in the passenger seat in the front with the bus driver. it was soo cooooooool. i could see everything so clearly. so we went to school and the class was already full. the admin was saying the MD1 batch has like 90 kids. so but anyway wen found a seat almost in the front. so then one of the teachers lectured us. and then we went to go see the new school. its much better. they are only waiting for the electricity, which they are importing for the UK. so then we went to the Birdrock Beach Hotel for orientation where they fed us dominos pizza and subway (eat fresh). it was all sooo good. they had drinks and other snacks out as well. so then the president of the school talked to us for like 1.5 hours. i really liked and enjoyed it. he told us one example where one of the students was driving and then he pulled over the car and took a sheep and put it in his car. and someone saw him and called the school and then the school asked the boy, "what the hell where you thinking" and the boy was like i wanted to cut it and eat it!!!!!!!!! i was like oh my god!!!!!! so after the orientation they dropped us off at home!!!!!! so i liked today!!! they were like if you were a good student back home like 3.5 and above then you will have no problem here. so i was like thats me and i was happy!!!!!!!! i would love to call u all, but our stupid vonage sucks. u cant hear a word and then i get upset!!!!!!!! So I think its ok here, the staff really takes care of u. the kids here are so annoying!!!!!!!!!!! Like no joke. There are these two boys that were in our bus and oh my god they would not shutup!! They were no less than ruffians. And talking so thug like… we were passing the beach and a girl was in a bikini and that boy was like, “hey, holler at me” and there was this other girl on the bus and she had a very very thick Indian accent so also kept talking and talking(like the engergizer battery). And tina was like shes like an answering machine. So yaaaaaaa!!!!!! So tomorrow I think the real thing starts and I think they will give us books and all!!!!! So peace out people!! Hows life there? Hows school and work? Anything new that I need to be updated on?!?!?!?! Just holler at me people!!! Aight then dawgs I will talk to you all later. Byeeeeeeeeee and take care and I only have 3 months and 12 days left!!!!!!!!!!!!! Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
Sent: Sat 9/01/07 11:24 AM

Sealed with a kiss by Nandini !!

How to Infect Guys with Sensitive Nose

Not all are same. Some people are different. Some can even eat live Octopuses and some have Arachnophobia i.e. fear of spiders. Some can play quizzes on Facebook all day and some don't even understand what the F*** Facebook is. Some have strong arms and some people's nose is too sensitive. Anyway, talking of sensitive nose let me guide you to a small tutorial on how to infect people with sensitive noses to cold and flu.
  1. First of all you need to have very bad body odour. If you are regular in taking baths daily and take care of your hygiene, in short if you are like me or if your body smells like flowers you can skip the tutorial and watch TV instead.
  2. Hunt for mosquitoes. Doesn’t matter if they are dead or alive. They should weigh at least 50 grams.
  3. Pick each mosquito with any holder you can arrange and kill the mosquito to death. Do not kill it mercilessly by putting up any of the mosquito repellents. Instead, kill each mosquito by making it listen songs of ‘Radio’. Slow and peaceful death. Mind you, the aatmas of the mosquito may haunt you later by singing songs in different voices.
  4. Go to your nearest general store and buy the following items:
    1. 1 ALL-Out Bottle
    2. 1 pack of Ultrathon / or Kachua Chaap Agarbatti [ if you are in india]
    3. 1 packet of Good Knight, yeah those blue mosquito repellent chips.
  5. Take a mug of water and pour all the dead mosquitoes in it. Now add ALL-Out liquid and please DO NOT TASTE. As per chemistry knowledge of Nandini, this will form either a solution or an emulsion or a mixture.
  6. Keep crushing the Kachhua Chaap agarbatti till it converts into powdered form. Add the powder into the solution.
  7. Remove the silver foil from the Good Knight mat and put atleast 10-20 chips in to the water.
  8. Keep the solution still for 2 days and 1 night in your refrigerator and keep any children and pregnant ladies away from it.
  9. Filter the solution and separate the left over into another plate.
  10. Pour the liquid into Blue colored bottles with sprayers caps. (Mosquitoes get attracted towards the color blue. Say thanks now, I increased your IQ). People from Delhi may have slightly opposite views.
Now how to use the solution to effect. Get sweated up using any means of your choice. Play in the sun, do anything by all mean..:P

When you are wet and steamy, spray the solution on all the valid and deserving parts of your body as deo or perfume. Dump the semi solid paste till I think what to do with it.

Now the best part. Execution. Go to your college or office. Even if you are doing this unintentionally, find a innocent guy with sensitive nose whom you find sneezing and coughing more than 6 days a week. Just shake up a bit to spread the smell all over the classroom or workplace. You might think that you are smelling your best so always keep the evil grin ON!

The guy with sensitive nose will immediately get infected and because of this allergy to strange smells, he will start sneezing and continue to do so all day and at least 3 day to come.
Mission Accomplished.

Sealed with a kiss by Nandini !