Monday, August 9, 2010

Everythig Me!

OK, so I've been thinking that since this is my blog,
ne1 interested in readin it wud also be interested in
knowing everything about me. So here goes guys-

 Shoe Size- Large enough to cover my foot
(Exact Fit- 7 1/2, Comfortable Fit-8)


Facial Features-
1) More or less human-like.
2) Two Eyes, brown colored, maximum known length-1.2cm
maximum known width- 0.47 cm
3) One nose of length 5.3cm
4) Two exactly same sized deflated nostrils of
diameter 0.6 cm often used to allow passage of
air from outside as well as the other way round
5) 2 lips, somewhat  pink in color, mainly used to
Open the entry gate for substances possessing
  nutrients and energy or simply stuff that appeals
taste buds
6) 2 symmetrically pointed ears With spiral openings
often used to receive sound waves at the compatible
frequency and specializing in production of wax.
7) 992000213123 long dark brown thread like projections from
the rooftop .
8) A 2.5 X 5 cm barren forehead often mutating into a rippled
structure when inner organs are put under stress or
tension
9) Two 1.5 cm long symmetrical eyebrows just above the eyes.

Known Expressions-
Angry,Disgusted,Proud,Happy,Sick,Shocked,Scared [ very rarely], and many more :) 

Hairstyle-
No fixed style, often changing with the surroundings and mood. Mostly, no devices named "comb" are not brought into use for most of the time :) 

Height- Tall enough to be allowed go-carting :)

Weight- Light enough for the weighing machine to bear:)

Strength- umm...let's call me invincible nanu:)

Total no. of-
1) Fingers-8
2) Toes- 8
3) Thumbs- 2
4) Toe Thumbs- 2
5) Feet- 2
6) Hands- 2

I think that's more than enough information about me!!!

Sealed with a kiss by Nandini !

Note To Self


You’re happy. You’re not judgmental. You don’t bitch, you don’t judge. You sit down and judge people. You strip them down. You think hard. This, that, what. Your thoughts become a documentary. You give them names. A is a pessimist. B is a sycophant. There is something fishy about C. D irritates you. E is an ignorant selfish fool. Hey! Rewind! I owe E. Thoughts cross the mind. Mind crosses the thoughts. E is an ignorant selfish fool. Hah! F is awesome. Forward! Why did F do that? I hate F. F is awesome. It’s all indelible. Black ink. The ink was the expectation? I look awesome. Hey, you look weird! Shoo! I look awesome (Shit, I look weird?). That dude there is hot. I’m not staring at the hot guy. Dude, see that guy? Oh, that one? he’s OK. I hate when people call me. Why is nobody calling me? I carry my phone everywhere. Sorry, my phone was in the other room. Shit, am I busy? I have nothing to do. I don’t have the time. What do I do with this time? I’m funny. God, he’s funny! Don’t laugh. I’m funny. How can you wear that? (Oh. Now that’s comfortable) How can you wear that? (Shit, it looks OK) How can you wear that? I don’t remember your name, :O, I don’t have your number.Ohh yes , I have it.
Stop expecting perfection  every-time

Sealed with a kiss by Nandini!
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Sunday, August 8, 2010

Kabhi khud pe hassi main aur kabhi khud pe royi!!!

You think you are the best. You think you're just the way one ought to be. Just the way you want to be. The one with principles and ideals and things like that. The one untouched by worldly pleasures. (Okay..ye nahi but still I like saying this :D) The most intelligent. The flawless. The perfect one. Not like the others. The others are mad people. Mad but cute, happy and lovable. =) =) Ahem.....mad, nonetheless.

THEN, all of a sudden, you go mad. Why? Because you start living in the moment and just enjoying stuff without thinking of consequences and all that blah. You say what you want to, you do what you want to and exit stage. Simple. Things that regular people do. Normal stuff. You throw away your rulebooks and become impulsive and reckless and start doing things totally Dil Se. Yeah ....

And then, you REALIZE that you've gone mad and go ahead and acknowledge it to yourself. The time has come for the world to end people..the time has come, I tell ya.

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!



P.S. - The good thing about this is that you still haven't gone completely mad. Yeah, that's a good thing. You're still fair, unselfish and good. That's what matters. The most. :-D 

Sealed with  Kiss by Nandini !

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

My current worry is textaphrenia.



What is textaphrenia?
Textaphrenia is thinking a message had arrived when it hadn't, while textiety is the anxious feeling of not receiving or sending text messages.
"With textaphrenia and textiety there's a feeling no one loves me, no one's contacted me," the Daily Telegraph quoted a girl as saying.


When I am with a couple of friends, it's fine. I don't check my phone at all. But if I'm alone, I check for texts every 5 minutes (because my phone is always on silent, non vibration). I know it is sickening.



I'm SO addicted. Sigh. Chocolate was easier to give up!! Not a good sign at all. I feel I'm calling cancer when I talk on the phone for hours.




You want to know what is worse?


I fully use it even in Hospital :O

Sealed with a kiss by Nandini !




Tuesday, July 20, 2010

I've Learned ...

I've learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it
seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow. I've learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he/she handles these three things:a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights.

I've learned that regardless of your relationship with your parents, you'll miss them when they're gone from your life. I've learned that making a living is not the same thing as making a life. 
I've learned that life sometimes gives you a second chance.
I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw some things back. 

I've learned that whenever I decide something with an open heart, I usually make the right decision. 
I've learned that even when I have pains, I don't have to feel shame of feeling ill again.
I've learned that every day you should reach out and touch someones life , People love a warm hug, or just a friendly pat on the back.
I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.
I've learned that I still have a lot to learn.

Sealed with  kiss  by Nandini !

Monday, July 19, 2010

H-O-T


Do you feel a certain restlessness ? maybe breathlessness coupled with butterflies in your stomach,which ultimately makes you see small small stars and countless planets in front of your eyes?
Don't worry it isn't that usual confluence of emotions called LOVE , you're just getting a heat stroke.

If you never knew the meaning of feeling HOT, well now you know it. At least I do :|

My feet and hands have been charcolized and I don't even live in the Africa .... wondering if that would make me candidate enough to be a penguin in my next reincarnation. Sigh!
You know the heat has got to you when you cant think about anything other than it.
your thoughts go like : "Oh No! Its so shine-ly sunny outside" or" Man! Can't bear to step outside  even for the  exam I have to give" or "Where's my chata , where's my chata"[ jo mere pass kabhi thaa he naii ]

Even people like me who always believed that SUN is really a very good source of Vitamin D have been taken down.I dont know if SPF's even work, but I sure need a LCD screen.And then amidst all this hotness, I've still   have to go  out side, forgetting  about the omnipresent yellow-ness,  
So stay cool my Friends I have little more then 4 weeks to go from here! after that I'll be in Normal-Land :) 
Enthused by reactions of friends and family here is my perfect recipe for cold coffee:-

For 2 glasses :-

Pour in a Mixer/ Shaker

7-8 cubes of ice
4 teaspoons of coffee 

2 teaspoons of sugar
1/2 glass of cold water
lil less than 1 full glass of milk

Mix/shake as long as u don't hear the ice getting crushed. and Viola! Its ready :)"

tip 1: to save your mixie from damage, you can crush the ice before putting it in.
tip 2: never ever and swear to god use those ghastly instant cold coffee pouches!!

Sealed with a kiss by Nandini !

Friday, July 2, 2010

Scream Enough and You’ll get what you Want...

The other day I was about to discharge a psych patient who had been signed out to me from the night before. The psychiatrist had evaluated a woman with a long history of cocaine and ETOH abuse who had come in seeking psych admission. It was evident to the doctor that the patient was just “wanting a place to stay” because she did not like staying with her sister any more. She denied suicidal ideation and had never had a history of self injury. Thus, he told me I could discharge her. Great. No prob.
Five minutes later all hell broke loose. The woman absolutely refused to leave and threw everything around in her room. She screamed curses at us and spat on the floor. She capped off this tantrum with a loud proclamation – “God Dammit, I am gonna KILL MYSELF if you don’t admit me!!!! To me, this was obvious bull shit and I was ready to call the police to escort her out, but alas, my spineless psychiatric Doctor  had no such balls. He broke down after 10 minutes and admitted her for hotel room accommodations at taxpayer expense because of her threats. Of course I found out that two days later, after the long weekend, she signed herself out of the hospital, evidently convincing the psychiatrist on call that day that she was not suicidal after all. What a surprise.

Sealed with a kiss by Nandini !