Sunday, June 21, 2009

Shiney's not a shining star



Shiney Ahuja
has one hell of a supportive wife. She with her big hair has been going all out in his favor. I don't get this - he said it was consensual right? How come the wife is still being so optimistic that he's innocent? Rape or no rape, he did have sex with the maid right? Or maybe he didn't confide at all. Whatever it is, there's never smoke without fire. OR is it 'there's never a fire without smoke'. No No definitely the first one. No smoke without fire. What's wrong with me!

Guys, tell me why, why do you cheat on your wives/girlfriends? No control only! Or girls.. even we cheat. I don't:). But the species does at times. Why do people cheat...?

Anyway. Nothing's 'happening' with me. Blaaaahh! Today's Father's Day and I am going to get something for my dad in some time. Fuckin no good movie to watch . Happy father's day




Thursday, June 18, 2009

Most ask questions about me.

So here i go ..
1. What does your user name mean?
Nandini .... means daughter, one who brings joy,In Sanskrit, it means daughter.

2. Elaborate on your photo on your blog .
This is my version of the Simpson ..:)

3. How many comments do you have?
Total? Squillions. Who's going to sit and count all of 'em? :D

4. What's your current relationship status?
TAKEN! :D

5. What exactly are you wearing right now?
Clothes. :)
(What do YOU wear? Animal hide?!)

6. What is your current problem?
That I have to study for my USMLE .

7. What do you love the most?
What? My phone. :)
Who? That's a secret. :D

8. What makes you most happy?
Ummmmmmm... blogging, , talking on the phone, my favourite people, reading, good food, shopping... don't make me start! :D

9. Are you musically inclined?
Ahem. I sing all the time but I wouldn't go so far as to say that I'm good. :P

10. What would you do if you woke up one morning and found out you were on cocaine?
Pata kaise chalta hai? I've never taken cocaine before...:D

11. If you could go back in time and change something, what would it be?
Nothing. I am who I am because of the way my life has been so far.

12. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day, what would you be?
A cat. Sexy, cunning, independent. Woohoo!

13. Ever had a near-death experience?
Well .... lets not talk about it .

14. Name an obvious quality you have.
Umm, errr, hmmmm... I don't know!!! YOU tell me. :)

15. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?
Pleas don't leave me by pink ..

16. Are you happy today?
well im ok type today.


17. Who will cut and paste this first?
I have no idea :D

18. Name someone with the same birthday as you.
Sarah Thompson. :)

19. Do you have a secret crush on someone?
Nope. :)

20. Do you have a garbage disposal in your kitchen sink?
Yes :) and Dustbins bhi hain. All over my house. :D

21. Have you ever been in a fight?
Yup. Even slapped and kicked some people. HARD. :P

22. Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
Are you kidding me.?

23. What's the first thing you notice about the OPPOSITE sex?
Hands. :D

24. What's your biggest mistake?
Nothing of that magnitude really. Small lil things that can usually be fixed, forgiven and forgotten. :)

25. Say something totally random about you.
I love black .

26. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
Ummmm some ppl say i look like Esha Deol apparently. I dought it :D

27. Are you comfortable with your height?
Yup. !!

28. What is the most romantic thing someone has ever done for you?
That is a secret. :)
Although I've had songs sung to me, letters written to me... all 'awwwwwww' moments. :)

29. What are your favorite smells?
My home :)

30. What's something that really annoys you?
People telling me to 'chill', people not replying back to me .

31. What's something you really like?
I like to be with my family and friend mostly the special someone :)

32. Do you give random hugs and kisses?
Not really.

33. What's the latest you have ever stayed up?
I've spent sleepless nights before exams and talking to some one I love the most :)

34. Have you ever been rushed to the emergency room?
Yes :(


Thank you !!

Thursday, June 11, 2009

let's talk about sperm... on your face :)

gross topic right? well apparently some people have been playing around with sperm (as you do) and slapped some on their faces (as you do) and discovered that the male discharge is apparently an anti-wrinkle wonder. A Norwegian company named Bioforskning (bio foreskining? wtf!) has synthesised a compound found in sperm that apparently is a great wrinkle fighter.

"The company has synthesised spermine, an organic compound found in sperm, and used it as an ingredient in its SkinScience range of serums, skin creams and eye creams. New York magazine reports New York City's Townhouse Spa offers spermine treatments, where the cream is slathered over skin then ultrasound and infrared light is used to help the product penetrate the lipid barrier."

Umm... no thanks.

well what about this wrinkle buster here. it is made from... get this... "harvested foreskin cells". so thats what happens after the circumcision... and here i was thinking they just threw that thing in the bin...

once again... no thanks.

Sunday, June 7, 2009

To the mouse in my kitchen :)

Dear mouse,

I've seen you scurrying up and down the walls n running around million times, but (un)fortunately, I never really had the pleasure of getting to know you more closely. And then this morning, I find you behind a little 'dabba' in the kitchen !

Now, this isn't the best arrangement, you know? I'm scared to turn the tap on, because everytime I do, you squirm and twitch and try to find something to hide under. I don't want to put utensils in here because I'm scared that I'll crush you. And have you seen our maid? She's as HUGE as a sumo wrestler and trust me, you do not want HER evicting you from your newfound abode.

I don't know how and why you decided to frequent the kitchen or how you ended up in the here, but sweetheart, seeing as things around you are so wrought with peril, could you please figure out a way to leave?


P.S. You're more than welcome to stick around though. :)