Monday, August 9, 2010

Everythig Me!

OK, so I've been thinking that since this is my blog,
ne1 interested in readin it wud also be interested in
knowing everything about me. So here goes guys-

 Shoe Size- Large enough to cover my foot
(Exact Fit- 7 1/2, Comfortable Fit-8)


Facial Features-
1) More or less human-like.
2) Two Eyes, brown colored, maximum known length-1.2cm
maximum known width- 0.47 cm
3) One nose of length 5.3cm
4) Two exactly same sized deflated nostrils of
diameter 0.6 cm often used to allow passage of
air from outside as well as the other way round
5) 2 lips, somewhat  pink in color, mainly used to
Open the entry gate for substances possessing
  nutrients and energy or simply stuff that appeals
taste buds
6) 2 symmetrically pointed ears With spiral openings
often used to receive sound waves at the compatible
frequency and specializing in production of wax.
7) 992000213123 long dark brown thread like projections from
the rooftop .
8) A 2.5 X 5 cm barren forehead often mutating into a rippled
structure when inner organs are put under stress or
tension
9) Two 1.5 cm long symmetrical eyebrows just above the eyes.

Known Expressions-
Angry,Disgusted,Proud,Happy,Sick,Shocked,Scared [ very rarely], and many more :) 

Hairstyle-
No fixed style, often changing with the surroundings and mood. Mostly, no devices named "comb" are not brought into use for most of the time :) 

Height- Tall enough to be allowed go-carting :)

Weight- Light enough for the weighing machine to bear:)

Strength- umm...let's call me invincible nanu:)

Total no. of-
1) Fingers-8
2) Toes- 8
3) Thumbs- 2
4) Toe Thumbs- 2
5) Feet- 2
6) Hands- 2

I think that's more than enough information about me!!!

Sealed with a kiss by Nandini !

Note To Self


You’re happy. You’re not judgmental. You don’t bitch, you don’t judge. You sit down and judge people. You strip them down. You think hard. This, that, what. Your thoughts become a documentary. You give them names. A is a pessimist. B is a sycophant. There is something fishy about C. D irritates you. E is an ignorant selfish fool. Hey! Rewind! I owe E. Thoughts cross the mind. Mind crosses the thoughts. E is an ignorant selfish fool. Hah! F is awesome. Forward! Why did F do that? I hate F. F is awesome. It’s all indelible. Black ink. The ink was the expectation? I look awesome. Hey, you look weird! Shoo! I look awesome (Shit, I look weird?). That dude there is hot. I’m not staring at the hot guy. Dude, see that guy? Oh, that one? he’s OK. I hate when people call me. Why is nobody calling me? I carry my phone everywhere. Sorry, my phone was in the other room. Shit, am I busy? I have nothing to do. I don’t have the time. What do I do with this time? I’m funny. God, he’s funny! Don’t laugh. I’m funny. How can you wear that? (Oh. Now that’s comfortable) How can you wear that? (Shit, it looks OK) How can you wear that? I don’t remember your name, :O, I don’t have your number.Ohh yes , I have it.
Stop expecting perfection  every-time

Sealed with a kiss by Nandini!
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