Gawd! 23?

Well,  my 23rd birthday is today. 23, damn it!! Okay ( *sigh*), please don't take me wrong here, but, 23!! Ain't that old?? I mean, it's the beginning of the downhill journey as far as health is concerned as they say. It's the beginning of laugh lines and wrinkles and black spots and pains in the asses (read: responsibilities, real-grown-up behavior) and the end of -"I'm just a twenteens -I'm supposed to be like this" or "I can't concentrate on my studies because I'm suffering from Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD), you see..which is a pretty common  problem. Absolutely normal." - excuses, stuff toys and  as birthday presents (Seriously, I'm so not gonna miss that one!) and lame jokes.

Now, that is why I never wanted to turn 23!! Because after 23 comes 25, then 30 and then 35!!
OMG! Almost 4-5 years from now, I might even be married!

Anyway, it's not something I can change, right? So, here are things that I want to change about me (with effect from my 23rd birthday):

1. I will finish my work on time: Remember when you were small, in 5th grade and you purposefully forgot to finish your home-work and your teacher made you write this line with your tiny little hands over 100 times? Well, my teacher left long ago. But she left a substitute - the scruples of my conscience. So, I'm going to do everything I know I should do, and yet, I don't because I kinda get  lazy and I'll do everything on time.

2. Lessen the amount of cribbing : Okay..I mean..I'll try. Really, I will.

3. Waste lesser time on the internet: Of course, this is subject to T&C (Read: This applies only when I'm not depressed and have better things to do).

4. Ah, whatever!: Okay, I'm really tired of listing this now!

 

Sealed with a  kiss by Nandini !!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NANDINI :)

Dear Nandini

Nobody forgets nanu even if he/she has met nanu only once.She has the most beautiful smile and thats her magic.

Its your birthday today nanu :)

You have been my inspiration.the way you have faced life despite all the problems you have faced in the past year ,you have stood high all of them.

Even if i could have  1% of the will power and strength you have,i ll most luckiest person on this earth.This girl is bindas.Thank you for making me a part of your life.

On behalf of everyone who knows you I wish  heartiest birthday wishes nanu :)

I wish all your dreams all your wishes come true this year.(and god owe's them to you :P)

Please keep that beautiful smile on your face all the time. :))

God Bless you nanu :)

 HAPPY BIRTHDAY ONCE AGAIN !!

Guest post :Ankit Singh

please seal it with your kiss :P

The serial Twitter !!!

Women have this extra ordinary capacity to take in minute details of as many as 10 clients in a single day. The capacity to lend an ear to each one of them and give focused attention while not neglecting any household work surprises me. And the fact that they attend these clients between 7 pm and 11:30 pm is incomparable. Okay..Yes, It's about the daily sops. But I tell you this is no mean feat.

I was just wondering how an advanced serial addict would use her twitter account :

7:12 pm - Kanika ropes in experienced truck driver to kill her husband's ex-love.
7:47 pm - Thakur banishes his son for falling in love with a BPL(Below poverty line) girl.
8:13 pm - Manav divorces archana to save his friend's brother's cousin in law's marriage.
8:37 pm - Laali bribes doctor who forgot to take the hippocratic oath to produce a false pregnancy report.
9:04 pm - Abha turns out to be an aakand saubhagyavati forever .
9:49 pm - Shashtriji curses vaishali for mixing poison in her mother in law's milk.
10:21 pm - Mukhiyaji locks up his daughter in the room for reasons to be declared soon.
10:42 pm - mihir supposedly killed for the last 2 seasons returns as a memory lost fisherman
11:17 pm - Anandi's lighted candle(Read 'diya') which signified the life of her husband was put off due to heavy wind and a possible danger to his life.
11:35 pm - There is so much of evil in this world. Let us sleep ourselves to peace. R.I.P to all the serial victims who lost their lives today. Good bye Tweepalikas !!

Like someone said - Anyone who disturbs midway through the serial is called a serial killer !!!

P.S : This post is not to be generalised. Negative Assumptions are not to be made. Strictly for Fun (Read Truth !!!)

Sealed with a kiss by Nandini !

Vikas Tere Liye :)

When you are very close to some one, his/her Birthday feels like yours. You start getting excited like as if it's your Birthday and why not?? closest pals mean so much to me . The day she/he came on earth would be one of the special day to celebrate.

Today is my Best friend Vikas's Birthday. Warmest regards to you  dude.

 HAPPY BIRTHDAY VIKAS!!!

Happy birthday my best friend,

Amazing times, we always spend.

Laughter and jokes are common place,

Since we built that solid base.

Special friend that I hold dear,

Always wish to have you near.

We get along, like bread with honey,

A friendship worth, much more than money.

If you stumble, count me there,

Gratitude; no need to declare.

Your thoughts are clear, in my mind,

Understanding we always find.

Happy birthday my best friend,

I’m excited to attend.

This birthday poem, is just for you,

A great big smile is overdue.

Please keep in touch no matter where you are.

You mean a world to me,

Happy Happy Birthday.

Sealed with a kiss by Nandini !!

Nothing doing.

It feels so wonderful. So very wonderful. Right now, its the best feeling in the world!!!

:)

No It's not  love!
:|

I'm me so my idea of the most wonderful feeling right now for me is the pleasure I get out of doing nothing. Absolutely nothing.

I've spent the entire weekend  with my Dad. I haven't done anything useful thing and yet I'm not bored.[not that I'm ever :P Weird.!!!!

All those weekends when I had exams, on call  , test . I'd spend the weekend doing nothing.

So I'm feeling so very happy for not utilizing my weekend. Yaaay me!!! I wanted to watch a movie  with Dad to celebrate but things never goes my way , so we didn't end up not going :(   Something like this just has to happen.

I'm back to writing senseless posts again. :) 

I also want to do some proper writing for my blog. I realised that when I kept feeling that nobody is writing properly around me, my very own blog is dying out here.

I'll write. Pakka.

But till then, Lemme go do something stupid and useless.

Its such a phenomenal feeling I tell you. The feeling that you have done nothing.:P 

Sealed with a kiss by Nandini !!

Everythig Me!

OK, so I've been thinking that since this is my blog,
ne1 interested in readin it wud also be interested in
knowing everything about me. So here goes guys-

 Shoe Size- Large enough to cover my foot
(Exact Fit- 7 1/2, Comfortable Fit-8)

Facial Features-
1) More or less human-like.
2) Two Eyes, brown colored, maximum known length-1.2cm
maximum known width- 0.47 cm
3) One nose of length 5.3cm
4) Two exactly same sized deflated nostrils of
diameter 0.6 cm often used to allow passage of
air from outside as well as the other way round
5) 2 lips, somewhat  pink in color, mainly used to
Open the entry gate for substances possessing
  nutrients and energy or simply stuff that appeals
taste buds
6) 2 symmetrically pointed ears With spiral openings
often used to receive sound waves at the compatible
frequency and specializing in production of wax.
7) 992000213123 long dark brown thread like projections from
the rooftop .

8) A 2.5 X 5 cm barren forehead often mutating into a rippled
structure when inner organs are put under stress or
tension
9) Two 1.5 cm long symmetrical eyebrows just above the eyes.

Known Expressions-

Angry,Disgusted,Proud,Happy,Sick,Shocked,Scared [ very rarely], and many more :) 

Hairstyle-
No fixed style, often changing with the surroundings and mood. Mostly, no devices named "comb" are not brought into use for most of the time :) 

Height- Tall enough to be allowed go-carting :)

Weight- Light enough for the weighing machine to bear:)

Strength- umm...let's call me invincible nanu:)

Total no. of-
1) Fingers-8
2) Toes- 8
3) Thumbs- 2
4) Toe Thumbs- 2
5) Feet- 2
6) Hands- 2

I think that's more than enough information about me!!!

Sealed with a kiss by Nandini !

Note To Self

You’re happy. You’re not judgmental. You don’t bitch, you don’t judge. You sit down and judge people. You strip them down. You think hard. This, that, what. Your thoughts become a documentary. You give them names. A is a pessimist. B is a sycophant. There is something fishy about C. D irritates you. E is an ignorant selfish fool. Hey! Rewind! I owe E. Thoughts cross the mind. Mind crosses the thoughts. E is an ignorant selfish fool. Hah! F is awesome. Forward! Why did F do that? I hate F. F is awesome. It’s all indelible. Black ink. The ink was the expectation? I look awesome. Hey, you look weird! Shoo! I look awesome (Shit, I look weird?). That dude there is hot. I’m not staring at the hot guy. Dude, see that guy? Oh, that one? he’s OK. I hate when people call me. Why is nobody calling me? I carry my phone everywhere. Sorry, my phone was in the other room. Shit, am I busy? I have nothing to do. I don’t have the time. What do I do with this time? I’m funny. God, he’s funny! Don’t laugh. I’m funny. How can you wear that? (Oh. Now that’s comfortable) How can you wear that? (Shit, it looks OK) How can you wear that? I don’t remember your name, :O, I don’t have your number.Ohh yes , I have it.
Stop expecting perfection  every-time

Sealed with a kiss by Nandini!
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Kabhi khud pe hassi main aur kabhi khud pe royi!!!

You think you are the best. You think you're just the way one ought to be. Just the way you want to be. The one with principles and ideals and things like that. The one untouched by worldly pleasures. (Okay..ye nahi but still I like saying this :D) The most intelligent. The flawless. The perfect one. Not like the others. The others are mad people. Mad but cute, happy and lovable. =) =) Ahem.....mad, nonetheless.

THEN, all of a sudden, you go mad. Why? Because you start living in the moment and just enjoying stuff without thinking of consequences and all that blah. You say what you want to, you do what you want to and exit stage. Simple. Things that regular people do. Normal stuff. You throw away your rulebooks and become impulsive and reckless and start doing things totally Dil Se. Yeah ....

And then, you REALIZE that you've gone mad and go ahead and acknowledge it to yourself. The time has come for the world to end people..the time has come, I tell ya.

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!



P.S. - The good thing about this is that you still haven't gone completely mad. Yeah, that's a good thing. You're still fair, unselfish and good. That's what matters. The most. :-D 

Sealed with  Kiss by Nandini !