Some say that Adam got bored and asked God to give him a companion. Some say, God wanted Adam to sacrifice his one leg and one hand at the altar, if he wanted a companion. And when Adam requested God to give him somebody for whom he will only have to sacrifice a rib, God sent a woman. None of this can be believed.
Here is the truth: God made man and finding himself in good form…came up with a better creation – the woman. (Did I just hear the ladies clap?)
Anyways….I was wondering what would have happened if God didn’t make woman for man. Thus, all men were left to fend for themselves. Scary shit. Think about it….:)
How will you become fathers? Who will tell you the good news that you are about to become fathers? For whom will you sit outside a gynecologist’s and imagine a conspiracy theory being hatched against you? With whom will you walk in the evenings? Whenever you pass by a bakery, whom will you stop for? For whom will you shop? And the questions go on.
Now for the real Male Chauvinistic Pig part. Who will make tea in the morning and wake you up with a sweet smile? Who will scold you for taking the newspaper inside the washroom? Who will nag at you to take bath early? Who will call up the office when you are down with fever? Who will iron your clothes when you are in a hurry? Who will wave at you when you race your bike/car towards the office? Who will be ready with piping hot coffee when you go back home? Who will help you with the washing machine? Who will make that tasty coconut chutney you like with your samosa?[ well not in my case]
Needless to say, with no woman in this World, life wouldn’t be the same. Imagine living with another man in your house. Scary! You all would be gays…and wonder how the human race will propagate. Perhaps…we would have found out a way to make test tube babies…but even then where would be egg come from? Gorillas? :P Wouldn’t that make the Human race huge and hairy?
On Saturday nights…the pubs and clubs would be full of men trying to woo each other. The only advantage as I see would be…you wouldn’t have to buy mock-tails, ice-cream and pop-corn to impress! just think about it and be greatful the we[woman] are here to shine your life so bright ..!!
