Orkut is a wonderful place to find friends with common interests. Orkut also helps one find dates.[not every one as lucky:)] It is an awesome site to keep in touch with your long lost classmates and friends who sailed across the ocean to pursue that degree they'd always been raving about.
Just like most other people in my age group who have access to computers and a decent Internet connection, I have an Orkut account. If I remember correctly, I have had it for about two years now. What started out to be this elite, by-invitation-only access where you'd find fellow geeks and nerds, proliferated into a site where even little 10years old has an account. and hence knows my friends, what they scrapped today and the testimonials they wrote.
Of course, that is a good problem to have.
But with Orkut going free for all the lame cheapoos who have come into orkut are actually destroying the main purpose of the site.....
There's a lot in a name - A lot of Orkut names sound like a riddle to me. So much that when one of them tries sending me a friend request or a scrap, I need to pull out a pencil to decipher the name. It is always some GoDfAtheR or ♥♥♥ अिनष ♥♥♥ a²+b²-m²+c²-h²+k² or DeviL$$EyE### or (-)@R$(-)@ thats my name ...!!!! or some name like "Jo Hua So Hua... Lelo Saaman Aur Chalo Goa..." or "DON" or "۞๑DINESHPAPPAN๑۞ ♥ ♥" or "**n0b0Dy'$ hErE ~~ M aL0nE !!!!!~~" or "Something i need tht u can provide..Ur absence" or "ForZa grAziA miLaNo.........." or "Nemesis MILANO ... Rinascita grande MILANO"
Gasp! Grow up, folks!
The picture - The profile picture is supposed to depict you. Or what you're trying to convey. Or your interests. What am I supposed to understand if I see a picture of a shirtless Salman Khan? Or Sharukh Khan wearing expensive glasses? Or Aishwarya Rai? Or a fat, drooling baby?
I mean how am I gonna recognize you if you put up a picture of your dog or your fav actor.....:O
Scraps, Fans, Testimonials Race - There's no chance in hell of you being unknown to a person who'll keep asking you to scrap him atleast 10 times a day just to increase his no. of scraps OR will keep asking you to write a nice testimonial OR asking you to become his fan..... whats the point dude..... again its completely senseless..... There aint no award by GOOGLE for the person with most no. of scraps or most no. of fans or most no. of Testimonials.....
Irritating Scraps - Dont have any replies to scraps like these :
dosti hoti nahi bhool jane ke liye,
dost hote nahi bichhad jane ke liye,
dosti karke khush rahoge itna ki,
waqt nahi milega aansu bahane ke liye. ...heheheheh looser ....
and get this ...
JO SCRAP nahin karte, unki scrap book main keede pad jate hai....so do scrap to me... i mean come on
FUCK..... this last one was a killer..... keede pad jaate hai..... damn GOOGLE needs to work on some kinda insecticide for such things!
sealed with a kiss by Nandini !
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Brilliant Idiots... eh?
For all those who still wonder why we exist and why do our numbers keep changing...
Brilliant idiots are Genetically mutated with some unknown virus or in simple language probed such that our activities could not only be monitored but also controlled by our kidnappers from JUPITER... you can say that we are multi-personality clones of each other who look different but think alike!!!
The reason why are numbers keep changing is simple... its cuz in some of our brothers the mutation got permanent like me and Anjali while in others it was temporary and they got normal after the gene sequence in them which was altered got repaired by SELF MECHANISM of their LIFE!!!
Still curious... go and wiki the technical terms you /\55|-|0|_3, wiki-ing is a good habit and is also good for your brain!!!
sealed with a kiss by Nandini !
Monday, July 20, 2009
Are you on FB??
The blogging fever has really gripped me off late...I mean I actually think of what I can post next at 1 in the morning(****yawns****)..I get inspiration in the weirdest of places and in the middle of random conversations...Its like I have been gripped by Blogomania.
Its no wonder then that the minute i set my eyes on this status update on Facebook I had to post it here......all names have been changed to protect identities.
Read at your own risk!!
Its no wonder then that the minute i set my eyes on this status update on Facebook I had to post it here......all names have been changed to protect identities.
Read at your own risk!!
Friday, July 17, 2009
WTF !
Yeah ..i'm frustrated at this times for no solid reason which ruins my energy levels abruptly.Sometimes i feel how nice it would be to get rid of this tint permanently from my mind.
I used to be go-happy gal with no stress in life.Its no more .But i realized lately ,getting good amount of stress makes u smart n crispy !. It keeps ur senses high always.
but somewhere i feel am losing my connectivity wth my SELF.*i hardly remember how many times i dig into thoughts ,had enjoyed my cup of coffee,exposed myself to fresh air,A nice walk pondering onto my memories,lost in nostalgia ,spent a day doing **NOTHING**.
above all i must tell u one thing that i am not missing presently is " studying"!,
but have plans to start soon though .
but what about now ..?
Am i Happy??... Donno.
Am i missing my edge?
Not sure...
Any thing wrong with me?
Introspection Recommended..**
What next ...???..*Ringing in my mind
Every corner of my life is occupied with things that i have no control on em , i feel ,which are causing suffocation,i need time for myself. am i getting frustrated coz of suffocation ? is it because i failed to handle things they way i should have ?aww.....tooooo many questions ..!
I don wanna mug up self-help books to heal this ,and then there r some ppl to extend your frustration levels. but still ..Before i suggest making root-cause analysis for the real problem ,I planned to make priorities to help me cut down time on unnecessary thoughts which keeps me save my time on priorities like get well n get out of here ...so..till then i must hang in there ---i feel i really need fresh breather to kick start my mind..!
sealed with a kiss by Nandini!
I used to be go-happy gal with no stress in life.Its no more .But i realized lately ,getting good amount of stress makes u smart n crispy !. It keeps ur senses high always.
but somewhere i feel am losing my connectivity wth my SELF.*i hardly remember how many times i dig into thoughts ,had enjoyed my cup of coffee,exposed myself to fresh air,A nice walk pondering onto my memories,lost in nostalgia ,spent a day doing **NOTHING**.
above all i must tell u one thing that i am not missing presently is " studying"!,
but have plans to start soon though .
but what about now ..?
Am i Happy??... Donno.
Am i missing my edge?
Not sure...
Any thing wrong with me?
Introspection Recommended..**
What next ...???..*Ringing in my mind
Every corner of my life is occupied with things that i have no control on em , i feel ,which are causing suffocation,i need time for myself. am i getting frustrated coz of suffocation ? is it because i failed to handle things they way i should have ?aww.....tooooo many questions ..!
I don wanna mug up self-help books to heal this ,and then there r some ppl to extend your frustration levels. but still ..Before i suggest making root-cause analysis for the real problem ,I planned to make priorities to help me cut down time on unnecessary thoughts which keeps me save my time on priorities like get well n get out of here ...so..till then i must hang in there ---i feel i really need fresh breather to kick start my mind..!
sealed with a kiss by Nandini!
Saturday, July 11, 2009
The Make Out Session!
The class for Pathology was on. Me,and my friend Disha were sitting in the first row for a change.:)
Me : How come you decided to sit in the front row today?
Disha : Well,you know what? I was going through my notes yesterday and it turns out I didn't follow yesterday's class that well.
Me : Well,maybe because you were busy texting your guy in the middle of the class
Disha : Err,yeah maybe.
*silence*
Disha : Guess what! I got this new..
Me : I think it'll be better if you listen to the lecture today.
Disha : You listen to the class and explain me later!
Me : Yes,but you know what?
Disha : What?
Me : You need to shut up for me to listen to the class.
Disha : Right. Sorry!
So,we're in the middle of the class and ma'am puts on some slides for demonstration. Before she begins,she clarifies if..
Prof : Can everybody make out from the slide?
Few of us : Yes,ma'am. We can make out.:P
Prof : Are you sure? What about the last row? Can you all make out?
The last row yells : No,ma'am. Can you zoom it a bit?
Prof : Alright! Now,can you make out?
This went on for a while and Disha happened to speak up..
Disha : I guess sitting in the front row wasn't that bad an idea afterall.
Me : You're right. I don't feel uncomfortable anymore. :|
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