Thursday, June 11, 2009

let's talk about sperm... on your face :)

gross topic right? well apparently some people have been playing around with sperm (as you do) and slapped some on their faces (as you do) and discovered that the male discharge is apparently an anti-wrinkle wonder. A Norwegian company named Bioforskning (bio foreskining? wtf!) has synthesised a compound found in sperm that apparently is a great wrinkle fighter.

"The company has synthesised spermine, an organic compound found in sperm, and used it as an ingredient in its SkinScience range of serums, skin creams and eye creams. New York magazine reports New York City's Townhouse Spa offers spermine treatments, where the cream is slathered over skin then ultrasound and infrared light is used to help the product penetrate the lipid barrier."

Umm... no thanks.

well what about this wrinkle buster here. it is made from... get this... "harvested foreskin cells". so thats what happens after the circumcision... and here i was thinking they just threw that thing in the bin...

once again... no thanks.