Dear God ..

No, I am not going to say even if I am having uncontrollable urge to say ..
[Tann!! (sound of GHANTA !), aaj.. Aaj khush toh bahut hoge tum, haain! Jo part-atheist part-faithful person jisne aajtak tumko koi blog post dedicate nahi ki.. aaj.. aaj woh (aaak thooo (goes well with the scene you see but looks as mouth is full with Pan Parag Pan Masala Pan Parag tintintintin Tiin!)) who iss post k through tumko sawal poochna chaahti hai..” Yes, I will not say this. Okay start!


See God, I have been a good Gril since my childhood. I never lied to anyone provided it was a matter of life and death, never ever lied to my parents (umm... yes, never lied anything whenever they asked me!), never drank alcohol[with out their permission] , never smoked, no beedi, no ciggy not even the hukka! Never cheated in exams (yeah, I might have let others the answers but I tried my best to not see in other’s. Yes, if the wind direction was good and the neighbor’s answer sheet itself curled and I happened to glance the answer, I might have got the idea that my answer is wrong ) and I never asked anyone the answer. Gal of principles you see. Never hit anyone intentionally (except my brother, they deserves few punches sometimes but they always returns them along with interest and yes one i beat 1 firangi ), never stole anything, never saw that kind of movies and that I never hurt anyone’s feeling that badly that unke pass suicide karne k alaawa aur koi raasta na bache i.e. I never hurt anybody’s feeling that badly that they had no option than to train their kids to kill me someday.:P

So, if I had been a good Girl , why is it happening to me. I never got upset with you when somebody stole my soccer ball which had DJ'S signature on it. I never got angry when that guy got 3 marks more than me in 10th grade and became the 1st rank holder. No, I cannot even brag because what I got was nothing people get nowadays. Nowadays, if you have percentages less than 90, people say, “Ch ch, dekho Teenu, Cheenu ki percentage SIRF 89.99 hai. Khabardar jo maine tumko uske saath khelte dekha. 89% chii…”[:P, and yeas... I even never got upset when pouch of my camera got lost.:D

Is there any way I can get back to where I left? I was a happy smiling person who cracked jokes even when India lost the 2003 World Cup. I have changed now. I did not want to be like this. (Ting: I do not remember that any English teacher in school teaching me that we shouldn’t use past tensed verb when we are using did even when I got almost the highest marks in school. If any school mate reading this can remember that class when they did teach that.

Where is the signal God? I know that you are not that selfish that you will ask me to come to your temple and submit my application with 11 Dollars note inside it and decorate it with a pack of Besan K Laddoos. I know you can listen but it is probably possible that you read blogs too.

P.s.: I don’t want to be called as a funny GAL. It gives me an impression as if I am a clown. Few days back, a friend i mean pooja bhai saab pinged me on YM and asked me to crack a joke since she was frustrated with her work. I wanted to hit my mouse on her Avatar but after all it was my mouse and my monitor. No offense pooja, Thanks for that award. But I don’t want myself to be remembered as a funny ladki. A good Gal with a resonable sense of humor could have made my day and I understand that your intention was exactly that.

Sealed with a kiss by Nandini !