(1) Fine: This is the word I use to end an argument when I am right and you need to shut up.
(2) Two Minutes: If I tell it'll take just TWO min, this is likely to be half an hour. Or put you on hold for TWO min be prepare to wait for at least another half an hour.:)
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine (see point 1).
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! I assure you will regret it.
(5) Loud Sigh: This isn't actually a word, but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by ppl. A loud sigh means I think you're an idiot and I'm wondering why I'm wasting my time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements I can make to a man. That's okay means I want to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: I'm thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless I say 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and I am not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a 'whatever' see below).
(8) Whatever: Is my way of saying F--- YOU! ( I am often too polite to use the f-word..):P
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that I have told to do several times, but I'm doing it myself. This will later result in someone asking 'What's wrong?' For my response refer to # 3.
(10) You're stufid/stoopid: You're stufid, means affection, i think you're silly but cute, You're stoopid, is not affectionate at all, it means exactly what it says and any response on your part will lead to #8
I hope this will help you to understand me better n faster :)
Sealed with a kiss by Nandini !
